He had a hold on me right from the start.

I was ten years old when I first saw Robin Williams. He made his first appearance as Mork on an episode of Happy Days in February of 1978, and the next day it was all anyone at school could talk about. As late as last year, my DVR was still recording episodes of Mork & Mindy off of the HUB network. I watched Awakenings just last week, and I commented to my wife that Robin acted circles around Robert DeNiro in that movie.

I’m going to go dig around in my closet now and find my Mork & Mindy iron-on ringer t-shirt. I might just wear it for the rest of the week.

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Throbbing Python of Love 1

Robin Williams: “Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen”

From the album Throbbing Python Of Love

Casabalanca Records, 1983

Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

The Promise [Disc 2]

Bruce Springsteen: “Fire” (Springsteen)

From the album The Promise

Columbia Records, 2010

Fire

45 RPM: Elton John’s “Island Girl” [U.S. 7″]

Here’s your ticket to some of the best (or, perhaps, most infamous) 7″ singles ever released! No adapter is required, although in my opinion the device pictured below is right up there with Pringles as one of the best inventions of the 20th century.

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The Analog Kid loves trivia, and I love to play trivia games: Trivial Pursuit, NTN (you barflys know what I’m talking about), you name it. I especially love music trivia (duh), and a few years ago our group of friends was asked the following question in a live trivia contest:

“Name Elton John’s first five U.S. #1 singles.”

Everyone immediately stared at me, knowing that a question like this was right in my wheelhouse. Of course, that didn’t stop my pals from throwing out answers of their own.

“Rocket Man!” #6.

“Daniel!” #2– so close!

“Candle In The Wind!”  (At that point, I took time out to explain that “Candle In The Wind” wasn’t even released as a single in the U.S. until the Live In Australia album in 1987, and even then it only got to #6. Sheesh!)

“Honky Cat!” #8.

“Tiny Dancer!” Ugh. Too many viewings of Friends and Almost Famous, apparently. C’mon, people, it didn’t even make the Top 40!

After much thought, I eventually came up with my list. One of the songs I wrote down on the answer slip was “Island Girl,” a submission that many of my trivia-buff buddies scoffed at. I’ll admit that “Island Girl” isn’t often thought of as one of Elton and Bernie’s shining moments, but I loved the 45 as a kid and was 99.9% sure it had reached #1. After considerable debate, we eventually turned in my answer– which, happily, turned out to be completely correct. The trivia cause was not lost!

Note: “Island Girl” was Elton’s fifth #1 single, and I have intentionally withheld the names of the first four so that my dear readers might have the opportunity to figure it out for themselves. If you have a guess, let me know in the comments section!

The b-side of that “Island Girl” 45 that I loved so much was “Sugar On The Floor,” a lovely ballad written by Elton protege Kiki Dee. Of course, Elton & Kiki would notch their own number one single the very next year with the karaoke classic  “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart.”

And yes, I still love “Island Girl.” What’s not to love about a song that chronicles the New York City exploits of a possibly transvestite Jamaican-born prostitute? Confession: when I was eight, the image of the “Island Girl” in my head looked a lot like this:

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Now that I’m older and wiser, this image seems a tad more accurate:

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Elton and RuPaul would go on to record their own rendition of “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” for Elton’s 1993 album Duets. That version was a Top 10 hit in the U.K., and also topped out at #3 on the U.S. Dance charts. Whoa– it’s the circle of life!

 

Island Girl [U.S. 7_]

Elton John: Island Girl [U.S. 7″]

A-side: “Island Girl” (Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

Island Girl

B-side: “Sugar On The Floor” (Kiki Dee)

Sugar On The Floor

MCA Records, 1975

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

Honky Château

Elton John: “Rocket Man” (Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

Rocket Man (I Think It’s Going To Be A Long, Long Time)

Elton John: “Honky Cat” (Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

Honky Cat

Both taken from the album Honky Chateau

Uni Records, 1972

 

Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player

Elton John: “Daniel” (Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

From the album Don’t Shoot Me I’m Only The Piano Player

MCA Records, 1973

Daniel

 

Elton John_ Singles & B-Sides 2

Elton John With The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra: “Candle in The Wind” (Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

From the album Live In Australia

MCA Records, 1987

Candle In The Wind [Single Edit] [Live]

 

Madman Across The Water

Elton John: “Tiny Dancer” (Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

From the album Madman Across The Water

MCA Records, 1971

Tiny Dancer

 

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Elton John & Kiki Dee: “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” (Ann Orson/Carte Blanche, aka Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

Rocket Records, 1976

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart [With Kiki Dee]

 

Duets

Elton John & RuPaul: “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” (Ann Orson/Carte Blanche, aka Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

From the album Duets

MCA Records, 1993

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart

 

The Lion King

Elton John: “The Circle Of Life” (Elton John/Tim Rice)

From the album The Lion King: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Walt Disney Records, 1993

Circle Of Life

EP-iphanies: “Dekadance” By INXS

As you probably know by now, The Analog Kid lives for b-sides and non-album cuts. In this continuing series, I will share some of my favorite EPs and 12″ singles from over the years in their entirety. And since it’s digital, you don’t have to worry about correctly setting the turntable speed to  or 33⅓ or 45!

 

There was not a new Analog Kid blog entry yesterday, and for that I would like to humbly apologize. It’s been a very hectic week, and I actually only have time for  a quick blog today. My band Diamondbag is playing a big show here in Dallas at Lee Harvey’s tomorrow night, and I have quite a bit left on my to-do list. It’s going to be a pretty unique show: the first set will consist of Neil Diamond’s legendary Hot August Night album in its entirety, and the second set will be all ’80s new wave classics. Neil and new wave– two great tastes that taste great together!

We’ll be premiering a few new songs in the second set, and the one I’m most excited about is “Don’t Change” from INXS. I know I say this a lot, but this time I mean it: “Don’t Change” is in my all-time Top 10. Even though we haven’t played it in front of real people yet, the whole band has already decided that it is now our best song– and that makes me very, very happy.

Unfortunately for me, “Don’t Change” wasn’t one of the four songs from Shabooh Shoobah included on the 1983 remix EP Dekadance. But have no fear– it’s still a great EP, and one that has never been released on CD. The Analog Kid will return next week with a full slate of new blogs, but until then…

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Don’t you go changin’!

 

Dekadance 2

INXS: Dekadance

Atco Records, 1983

Vinyl rip courtesy of the Analog Kid

 

1. “Black And White” [Extended Version] (Andrew Farriss/Michael Hutchence)

Black And White [Extended Version]

2. “To Look At You” [Extended Version] (Andrew Farriss)

To Look At You [Extended Version]

3. “The One Thing” [Extended version] (Andrew Farriss/Michael Hutchence)

The One Thing [Extended Version]

4. “Here Comes II” [New Version] (Andrew Farriss/Michael Hutchence)

Here Comes II [New Version]

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

Shabooh Shoobah

INXS: “Don’t Change” (INXS)

From the album Shabooh Shoobah

Atco Records, 1982

Don’t Change

The Lost Boys: Hard-To-Find ’80s Albums (“Bachelor Party” Soundtrack)

“The Lost Boys: Hard-To-Find ’80s Albums” gives you exactly what the title implies: a rare or out-of-print album from the ’80s in its entirety. Some will be from CD, but most will have been lovingly transferred from pristine vinyl culled directly from the Analog Kid’s vast collection. Whatever album I choose, it will be one that you can’t easily find a physical copy for sale on Amazon or in your local record store (if you even have one anymore). Death…by stereo!

 

In his liner notes to the 1987 b-sides compilation Dead Letter Office, R.E.M.’s Peter Buck had this to say about “Wind Out:”

“From a soundtrack that shall rename nameless.”

Sorry, Peter, but it’s time to name names. That movie soundtrack is 1984’s Bachelor Party, and it’s actually a really enjoyable collection of songs. I also happen to think that the movie is hilarious as well, but the fact that I first saw it when I was 16 likely has something to do with that.

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I can quote from this movie all day long, but I am going to resist the urge to list my favorites here for fear that Milt will cut my balls off. I will simply say this: paprika is my favorite spice, Debbie’s blue book value went way down after she beat the shit out of Chuck Finley, and Cleveland did finally win an actual pennant. I also am still seeking the answer to that eternal question: why do good girls like bad boys?

In addition to the aforementioned R.E.M. and Angel & The Reruns songs, the Bachelor Party soundtrack contains some cool rare cuts from Oingo Boingo, The Alarm, and The Fleshtones. There’s even a track from Adrian Zmed, and where else are you going to hear the legend (T.J. Hooker, Dance Fever) sing? Oh shit…Grease 2. Dammit. Milt, the scissors please!

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This being Milt.

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Gone just a few seconds and I miss them already…

 

Bachelor Party

Bachelor Party: The Music From The Movie

I.R.S. Records, 1984

Vinyl rip courtesy of the Analog Kid

 

1. The Fleshtones: “American Beat ’84” (Zaremba)

American Beat ’84

2. Oingo Boingo: “Something Isn’t Right” (Elfman)

Something Isn’t Right

3. Jools Holland: “Crazy Over You” (Holland)

Crazy Over You

4. Adrian Zmed: “Little Demon” (Dunbar/Carlin/Seabury)

Little Demon

5. R.E.M.: “Wind Out” (Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe)

Wind Out

6. Oingo Boingo: “Bachelor Party” (Elfman)

Bachelor Party

7. The Alarm: “What Kind Of Hell” (MacDonald/Peters)

What Kind Of Hell

8. Darlene Love: “Alley Oop” (Frazier)

Alley Oop

9. Angel & The Reruns: “Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys?” (Cutler)

Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys?

10. Yip Yip Coyote: “Dream Of The West” (Evans)

Dream Of The West

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

Ghost In The Machine

The Police: “Rehumanize Yourself” (Copeland)

From the album Ghost In The Machine

A&M Records, 1982

Rehumanize Yourself

Points On The Curve

Wang Chung: “Dance Hall Days” (Jack Hues)

From the album Points On The Curve

Geffen Records, 1984

Dance Hall Days

Grease 2_ Original Soundtrack Recording

The T-Birds (Featuring Adrian Zmed): “Prowlin'” (Bugatti/Musker/Cerf)

From the original soundtrack recording Grease 2

RSO Records, 1982

Prowlin’

 

Groovy Tuesday: “Midnight Love Affair” By Carol Douglas

Every Tuesday, the Analog Kid blog goes back in time and features some of the best groovy R&B/soul songs from the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s. Sometimes you’ll hear songs from individual artists or from a specific year, and other times you’ll get an entire full-length classic LP ripped directly from the Analog Kid’s vast vinyl vault. Warning: by R&B/soul, I also mean disco. I could go all Village People on your ass at any given moment, so just be ready!

 

Carol Douglas’ 1974 smash “Doctor’s Orders” is one of the key songs of the disco genre. “Doctor’s Orders” almost broke into the Billboard Top 10 (it peaked at #11), but Douglas never had another single reach the Top 100 on the pop charts. She’s often classified as a one-hit wonder for that reason, but Carol actually had a number of additional hits on the Disco and Club Play charts. In fact, the single “Midnight Love Affair” (her follow-up to “Doctor’s Orders”) went all the way to #1 on the Club Play charts in 1976.

This morning, I ripped a new version of my vinyl copy of Midnight Love Affair just for this post. Side one of the album contains a song suite built around the title track, and is best enjoyed as an entire musical piece (hint: right-click the links below and save the files locally, and then play the mp3s in order using your favorite media player). I have also included the single edit of “Midnight Love Affair” as a bonus track for those of you who like your disco in small doses.

Side note: “Doctor’s Orders” was actually on the charts around the same time as Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting,” but Carl and Carol– unlike contemporaries George and Gwen McCrae– were not related. This saddened me, as I was looking for an awesome reason to include “Kung Fu Fighting” in the blog. Hey– now I have one, because I can’t break the first rule of the Analog Kid blog. Whoa ho ho hoooooo!!

 

Midnight Love Affair

Carol Douglas: Midnight Love Affair

Midland International Records, 1976

Vinyl rip courtesy of the Analog Kid

 

1. “Carol’s Theme I/Midnight Love Affair” (Davis/Levitt/Groscolas/Jourdan)

Carol’s Theme I/Midnight Love Affair

2. “Carol’s Theme II” (Davis)

Carol’s Theme II

3. “In The Morning” (Davis)

In The Morning

4. “Lie To Me” (Flax/Rabin)

Lie To Me

5. “Life Time Guarantee” (Dahrouge)

Life Time Guarantee

6. “Headline News” (Greenaway/Macauley)

Headline News

7. “Crime Don’t Pay” (Barkan)

Crime Don’t Pay

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

The Carol Douglas Album

Carol Douglas: “Doctor’s Orders”

From the album The Carol Douglas Album

Midland International Records, 1975

Doctor’s Orders

Carol Douglas_ Singles & B-Sides

Carol Douglas: “Midnight Love Affair” [Single Edit] (Levitt/Groscolas/Jourdan)

Midnight International Records, 1975

Midnight Love Affair [Single Version]

Kung Fu Fighting And Other Great Love Songs

Carl Douglas: “Kung Fu Fighting” (Douglas)

From the album Kung Fu Fighting And Other Love Songs

20th Century Records, 1974

Kung Fu Fighting

George McCrae_ Singles & B-Sides

George McCrae: “Rock Your Baby” [Single Version] (Casey/Finch)

Original version from the album Rock Your Baby

TK Records, 1974

Rock Your Baby [Single Version]

Rockin' Chair

Gwen McCrae: “Rockin’ Chair” (Reid/Clarke)

From the album Rockin’ Chair

Cat Records. 1975

Rockin’ Chair