One Is The Loneliest Number: Haysi Fantayzee

The Analog Kid’s iTunes music folder contains 100,455 songs, so you may think that I own everything by everybody. Not so fast, my friends– even a collection that large is bound to have some true one-hit wonders and/or obscurities mixed in with the 553 Duran Duran songs. In this continuing series, I will feature an artist that has exactly one song in my entire digital library.

 

The English band Haysi Fantayzee only made one album during their brief existence, and my vinyl copy of Battle Hymns For Children Singing is currently sitting on top of my “rip this to digital” stack. Therefore, I figured I better go ahead and feature Haysi Fantayzee on my “One Is The Loneliest Number” series before it’s too late! Of course, that “one” song is “Shiny Shiny,” an infectiously annoying MTV favorite from 1983. “Shiny Shiny” barely broke into the Top 75 in America (it reached #16 in the U.K.), and the band broke up shortly afterwards without ever having played a live show. Ahhh, the ’80s…

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Haysi Fantayzee may be best known for their unique sense of style, and are often attributed at the inspiration for Boy George’s classic look. Vocalist Jeremy Healy had been friends with Boy George since childhood, but George denied that he “stole” his signature look from his friend. The two apparently patched up their differences, as Healy went on to record solo music for George’s label after Haysi Fantayzee’s demise.

Kate Garner was the female doppelgänger in Haysi Fantayzee, and she went on to become a very respected photographer. Remember the striking cover photo on the European version of Sinéad O’Connor’s The Lion And The Cobra? That picture was taken by Kate. It’s one of my favorite album covers of all time, and I still don’t know why they used a more subdued photo on the American version.

Enjoy your time in the spotlight, “Shiny Shiny”– as soon as I reset all of my rip settings in Audacity (curse you, hard drive crash!), you will no longer be the only Haysi Fantayzee song in my library!

 

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Haysi Fantayzee: “Shiny Shiny” (Paul Caplin/Kate Garner/Jeremy Healy)

From the album Battle Hymns For Children Singing

RCA Records, 1983

Shiny Shiny

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

 

Culture Club_ Singles & B-Sides

Culture Club: “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya” [Special Extended Version Remix} (O’Dowd/Hay/Moss/Craig)

From the U.S. 12″ single I’ll Tumble 4 Ya

Epic Records, 1983

I’ll Tumble 4 Ya [Special Extended Version Remix]

 

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Sinéad O’Connor: “Drink Before The War” (Sinéad O’Connor)

From the album The Lion And The Cobra

Chrysalis Records, 1987

Drink Before The War

Nearly Lost You: Hard-To-Find ’90s Albums (“Hindu Love Gods”)

“Nearly Lost You: Hard-To-Find ’90s Albums” gives you exactly what the title implies: a rare or out-of-print album from the ’90s in its entirety. “But Mr. Analog Kid,” you ask, “Are there really that many CDs from the ’90s that you can’t buy anymore? It doesn’t seem too long ago that I was rocking out to Hootie and sucking down some Zima!”

I hate to tell you this, but Zima debuted as a local promotional item in late 1992. That was 22 YEARS ago. You can’t even buy Zima any longer, as it was discontinued in 2008. Getting old sucks, doesn’t it?

 

If you need a reminder of exactly how big R.E.M. was in the late ’80s and early ’90s, look no further than the Hindu Love Gods album. The record features a batch of covers recorded by R.E.M. (sans Michael Stipe) and Warren Zevon during a recording session for Zevon’s 1987 comeback album Sentimental Hygiene. Peter Buck, Mike Mills, and Bill Berry were apparently not very happy about the release of Hindu Love Gods, and one listen will tell you why: it’s really not very good. But if you take it for what it is– a “let’s-get-drunk-and-roll-tape” party session– Hindu Love Gods is actually a lot of fun. After all, where else are you going to find a record with cover versions of songs from both Prince and the Georgia Satellites?

In the end, I think R.E.M. could have quashed the release of Hindu Love Gods if they had really wanted to. The band had first used the “Hindu Love Gods” moniker on a one-off 1986 7″ single, so they must have given Zevon the OK to use the name. They also likely realized that their friend could use the publicity (and the cash) that came with the album’s release, as Sentimental Hygiene didn’t exactly set the world on fire. (Note: Sentimental Hygiene is an excellent album, and I highly recommend it– especially if you are a fan of Zevon and/or the big R.E.M. guitar sound of the Document era. Buck, Mills, and Berry really shine on the album.)

Hindu Love Gods has been out of print for years and years now, so you’ll have to find it in a second-hand store if you want a physical copy. Until then, enjoy the music here on the Analog Kid blog!

 

Hindu Love Gods

Hindu Love Gods: Hindu Love Gods

Giant/Reprise Records, 1990

 

1. “Walkin’ Blues” (Robert Johnson)

Walkin’ Blues

2. “Travelin’ Riverside Blues” (Robert Johnson)

Travelin’ Riverside Blues

3. “Raspberry Beret” (Prince)

Raspberry Beret

4. “Crosscut Saw” (Fred Ingrahm/Bill Sanders)

Crosscut Saw

5. “Junko Pardner” (Bob Shad)

Junko Pardner

6. “Mannish Boy” (Bo Diddley/Muddy Waters/Melvin London)

Mannish Boy

7. “Wang Dang Doodle” (Willie Dixon)

Wang Dang Doodle

8. “Battleship Chains” (Terry Anderson)

Battleship Chains

9. “I’m A One Woman Man” (Tillman Franks/Johnny Horton)

I’m A One Woman Man

10. “Vigilante Man” (Woody Guthrie)

Vigilante Man

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

Sentimental Hygiene

Warren Zevon: “Even A Dog Can Shake Hands” (Zevon/Berry/Buck/Mills)

From the album Sentimental Hygiene

Virgin Records, 1987

Even A Dog Can Shake Hands

 

Document

R.E.M.: “Fireplace” (Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe)

From the album Document

IRS Records, 1987

Fireplace

 

Prince_ Singles & B-Sides

Prince: “Raspberry Beret” [12″ Version] (Prince)

From the 12″ single Raspberry Beret

Warner Brothers Records, 1985

Raspberry Beret [12″ Version]

 

Georgia Satellites

Georgia Satellites: “Battleship Chains” (Terry Anderson)

From the album Georgia Satellites

Elektra Records, 1986

Battleship Chains

It’s time to smash my face into a cake…

baby cakes

…because the Analog Kid Blog is officially one year old today! A quick Google search tells me that most new blogs rarely last even a month, so 365 days of blogging certainly seems like something to celebrate. It’s true that fresh blogs have been few and far between lately, but I am happy to report that I have resolved my hard drive issues after a nasty crash. I’ve also made a deal with the Empire, er, I mean Word Press that will keep me swimming in disk space forever. In other words, the Analog Kid Blog is back on like Donkey Kong!

Thanks for listening and reading for the past year– it’s been a blast, and it’s only going to get better!

–gary

Happy Birthday 4

Altered Images: “Happy Birthday” (Altered Images)

From the album Happy Birthday

Portrait Records, 1981

Happy Birthday

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

Meco_ Singles & B-Sides 2

Meco: “Empire Strikes Back (Medley)” (John Williams)

RSO Records, 1980

Empire Strikes Back (Medley: Darth Vader/Yoda’s Theme)

45 RPM: The Police’s “Spirits In The Material World” [U.K. 7″]

Here’s your ticket to some of the best (or, perhaps, most infamous) 7″ singles ever released! No adapter is required, although in my opinion the device pictured below is right up there with Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls as one of the best inventions of the 20th century.

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My love for The Police really began during the summer of 1982. That was my first summer with access to MTV, and the videos for “Spirits In The Material World” and “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” were in constant rotation on the new 24-hour music channel. 1981’s Ghost In The Machine remains my favorite Police album to this day, although I think all five of the band’s albums are superb in their own way. Ghost In The Machine has an almost eerie computerized sheen to it that makes it unique in the band’s catalog, and the track that benefits the most from this sound is “Spirits In The Material World.”

Unlike most of the band’s work to that point, you can barely hear Andy Summer’s usually distinctive guitar in the final mix of “Spirits.” Sting’s keyboards and bass line dominate the song’s sonic landscape, but Stewart Copeland’s infectious playing on the chorus and fade make it very clear that you are still listening to The Police. Summers was supposedly very unhappy with the finished mix, but time has proven that the band did the right thing– live versions of “Spirits In The Material World” featured Summers in a more prominent role, but the song just didn’t have the same magic in the live setting.

The b-side of the U.K. 7″ single for “Spirits In The Material World” was “Low Life,” an older song from Sting that sounds like it might have been an outtake from 1980’s Zenyatta Mondatta. The Police often issued some of their more bizarre material on the flip sides of their 45s, but “Low Life” is a great pop song that would have made a fine addition to any Police album. Sting obviously liked it as well, as he featured “Low Life” during his 1985 solo tour in support of The Dream Of The Blue Turtles.

“Spirits In The Material World” peaked at #11 on the Billboard Hot 100 in early 1982.

 

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The Police: Spirits In The Material World [U.K. 7″]

A&M Records, 1981

 

A-side: “Spirits In The Material World” (Sting)

Spirits In The Material World

B-side: “Low Life” (Sting)

Low Life

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

Ghost In The Machine

The Police: “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” (Sting)

From the album Ghost In The Machine

A&M Records, 1981

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic

 

Bring On The Night [Disc 2]

Sting: “Low Life” [Live] (Sting)

From the album Bring On The Night

A&M Records, 1986

Low Life

EP-iphanies: “Ring The Bells” by James [U.K. 12″]

As you probably know by now, The Analog Kid lives for b-sides and non-album cuts. In this continuing series, I will share some of my favorite EPs and 12″ singles from over the years in their entirety. And since it’s digital, you don’t have to worry about correctly setting the turntable speed to 33⅓ or 45!

 

My love of James is well-documented within many posts on the Analog Kid Blog. Just the other day, I was in the car with my wife and opted to pass the time on our road trip with James’ 1997 masterpiece Whiplash. Three songs in, I asked my wife the question I always ask myself whenever I listen to James:

“Why weren’t these guys HUGE?”

I will never understand why James didn’t “break” in America, but I’m just happy that the band is still making great music almost thirty years after their first album. They just released a new record entitled La Petite Mort, and as always I was blown away upon first listen. You can check out an infectious new James tune in the bonus tracks section, but first take a listen to one of my favorite James 12″ singles: 1992’s Ring The Bells. The title track is a slice of pure pop perfection– just listen to the way the song builds back up after the mid-song breakdown. Chills. Every freaking time.

The Ring The Bells 12″ also includes two great non-album tracks (“Fight” and “Once A Friend”), along with a remix of the James classic “Come Home.” I am keeping my fingers crossed that James will play some North American shows in the near future, as I can’t afford to pond-hop to see them right now. See, they are really popular in Europe and rarely come to the States for shows– so much for the theory that Europeans have horrible taste in pop music!

 

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James: Ring The Bells [U.K. 12″]

Fontana Records, 1992

 

1. “Ring The Bells” (James)

Ring The Bells

2. “Fight” (James)

Fight

3. “Come Home” [Skunk Weed Skank Mix] (James)

Come Home [Skunk Weed Skank Mix]

4. “Once A Friend” (James)

Once A Friend

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Bonus Tracks!

The first rule of The Analog Kid blog is that if you write about a song on the Analog Kid blog, you share the song on the Analog Kid blog.

La Petite Mort

James: “Gone Baby Gone” (James)

From the album Le Petite Mort

BMG Chrysalis, 2014

Gone Baby Gone

Whiplash

James: “Waltzing Along” (James)

From the album Whiplash

Fontana Records, 1997

Waltzing Along